Thursday, January 22, 2015
life with Doug
Doug is such a funny guy. He has been blessed with a talent to make up stupid funny stuff on the spot and he keeps me laughing all the time. We were in the car the other day coming home from neighborhood group and I was saying I wanted more meal ideas from him and just saying I was having a hard time making stuff he liked, and then making enough f it so he wouldn't be hungry but also have some leftovers for lunch. Anyway, Taylor Swift's Blank Space song was on and Doug instantly started singing something like this: Pizza, burgers, tacos... I could eat them all day long Pasta, cheese, chips, more and more is it so wrong? Oh my gosh, it's so tasty- can I have seconds, or will Anne yell at me? I could eat forever- a chicken roasted over flames. I will eat till it's over- a full stomach's worth the pain. I have a long list of favorites, long as a train, cause I've got a blank space in my stomach... give me some food! Something like that anyway, it was clearly NOT his first time hearing that song :) And then last night we went to see American Sniper (we really liked it!, very moving) and later we're laying in bed and he's asking me if I ever wanted to move to Texas. By the way, I love Texas, so yes I would. And one of us said we'd have to fake an accent so that we'd fit in better and they wouldn't make fun of us Northerners/Yanks. So then he starts describing to me his process for marrying the girl of his dreams in a really loud redneck voice, it was hilarious (let me attempt to type his accent) So whatcha do is ya find a pretty gal an you date 'er best friend. Just so she can see wut a good guy ya 'er. Then ya let about a decade go by, an ya both age like a fiiine wyne. Ya get a job an buy a house so she don't think yur a loser. Then ya bump into 'er at a party an ask 'er to take yer blood all casual-like. And the next thing ya know yer murried an laying in bed with yer brown-eyed bustee brunette looking at the stars. I was laughing so hard. I'm so lucky to be married to such a great guy who makes life so fun.